Local Shop Lover Gifts

"You should be able to get most of this on Amazon but if you have a problem shop local."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

Food Fight

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

Ladies Lingerie.

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

'He certainly knows how to make a customer feel welcome.'

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

"In every instance, the invading species replaced the native species."

"If it's any consolation, spending all that money shopping made me feel a lot better."

Pop-up shop...

High Street

Store O' Stuff - In Your Face Since 1983

"I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper." "What's that?" "It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves." "I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything." "They say if you love your work, you never 'work' a day in your life." "To each his own, I guess." "I love everything about shopping. From the seductive 'OPEN' sign, to the supple checkout lines."