Local Commerce Enthusiast Gifts

"Buy local? Isn't it enough I buy stuff assembled in this country from foreign parts?"

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Sign Reform

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Supply Chain

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."