Local Commerce Enthusiast Pillows

"Buy local? Isn't it enough I buy stuff assembled in this country from foreign parts?"

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Supply Chain

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

Music to their ears.

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."