Shopping Local Pillows

"We should support the local farm as well as the local confectioner."

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

"All these products are Australian ingredients, Australian made, and totally Australian owned!"

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Is the MSG local?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

See you at the farmers market!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

'This should increase our business.'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

'Is it local?'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

Don

Frank's Butcher Shop. Ernie's Bakery. Starbux Coffee. It hasn't been the same since the candlestick maker went out of business.