Local Markets Pillows

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Indoor Farmer's Market

'Duh!'

Jimmy's Lemonade: Buy American!

See you at the farmers market!

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Is the MSG local?"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Local food for local consumption

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Illuminating agricultural production

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

'This should increase our business.'

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"