Local Market Lover Pillows

Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

See you at the farmers market!

Wall Street Couch

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Local food for local consumption

Jumping Wall Street.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Larry's Literary Market

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

'Fresh eggs!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

Man on Stilts in a Market

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

High end of the market...

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."