Farmer's Market Lover Pillows

"Are these chemical free?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Scuba cow"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Twitter that!

Larry's Literary Market

"Can you keep a secret?"

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Easter Ham Free.

'How now, brown cow?'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'It's a spork!'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."