Farmers' Market Fanatic Pillows

Tomatoes - organic, heirloom, throwing.

Meet the layer.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Do kids eat free?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Grocery Shopping

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Money Tree

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

BOO MOO!

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

Some genetically engineered pig

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Cow Pilot.

Domestic Animals.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.