Farm Lover Pillows

'And then, this morning, I suddenly noticed she didn't look so good.'

A solar powered cow.

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

Happy Hens.

Little Chicken; "The ozone layer is disappearing! The ozone layer is disappearing!"

'...And I tell you we're not leaving 'till I find my false eyelashes!'

'Veterinary medicine has come a long way since I was a boy.'

Now that's a site for sore eyes!

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

"Scuba cow"

"I'm not sure if it's the extra cannery waste or bakery waste, but I can hardly taste the antibiotics."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Daughter leaving run down farm to marry a handsome rich man

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Tobacco Farmers.

"I can't believe you ate all that soup...you made a pig of yourself!"

'Wow, that's great, thanks: I really need to floss...'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'The circle is complete!'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Cow in love'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

An early space launch attempt.