Local Markets T-Shirts

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Indoor Farmer's Market

'Duh!'

Jimmy's Lemonade: Buy American!

See you at the farmers market!

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Is the MSG local?"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Local food for local consumption

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

Illuminating agricultural production

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

'This should increase our business.'

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

'All our food is locally sourced.'