Food Markets T-Shirts

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

Hams - this little piggy went to the market.

Cheeses of Nazareth.

Canadian Cheese Producers Attack Imports

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

See you at the farmers market!

Important Food Groups

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Dow Jones drop

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Customer Convention

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Attack of the 'health' foods

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Man on Stilts in a Market