Food Market Clerk T-Shirts

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

But is it organic?

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"