Grocery Store Clerk T-Shirts

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Kenwood Park

"Thanks for doing this essential work. In exchange we'll keep giving you no salary, no pension, no healthcare and no respect. Sounds good?"

Robert Frost: Grocery Store Clerk. You haven't started on the floors yet? I have aisles to go before I sweep.

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

Dolphin buying dolphin-safe tuna.

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

'Where do you keep the bait, er, uh, I mean, bird seed?'

'I used to work in a grocery store, but spitting on packaged food wasn't nearly as satisfying as this,'

"It makes it easier on the customers when I ring up the total!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Bad for you but to die for

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Don't have a hot flush....

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'