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Produce Dept. Why is they are always yesterday's bananas or tomorrow's bananas, and never today's bananas?

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Apples for sale

Out and In.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Fragile stamper.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Cat and INOUT boxes.