Food Markets Mugs

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

Hams - this little piggy went to the market.

Cheeses of Nazareth.

Canadian Cheese Producers Attack Imports

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Important Food Groups

See you at the farmers market!

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Dow Jones drop

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Customer Convention

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Man on Stilts in a Market

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'