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'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Is the MSG local?"

See you at the farmers market!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Say it with Pierogies"

Man on Stilts in a Market

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

'This should increase our business.'

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"