Local Cuisine T-Shirts

"Do you do catering?"

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Is the MSG local?"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Essex computer.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Say it with Pierogies"

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

(Direct to the Consumer)

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

'This should increase our business.'

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'