Local Foods Gifts

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Is the MSG local?"

See you at the farmers market!

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Say it with Pierogies"

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

(Direct to the Consumer)

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

'This should increase our business.'

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"