Locally Sourced Food Enthusiast Gifts

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Is the MSG local?"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Sawdust.

"Say it with Pierogies"

(Direct to the Consumer)

Man on Stilts in a Market

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

'Is it organic?'

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

'This should increase our business.'

"We like to know where our food comes from."

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

Food Fight

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

'Is it local?'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

The sea salt here is so authentic.

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

'Your waiter will be happy to point out our organic dishes if sir is feeling particularly gullible.'

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