Local Food Sourcing Gifts

"I can assure you our eggs only come from free range chickens."

"Now there are many farm raised ones, but I prefer my eye-of-newt locally sourced."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Is the MSG local?"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

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As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"How 'local' is the fish?"

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Say it with Pierogies"

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Man on Stilts in a Market

(Direct to the Consumer)

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

'This should increase our business.'

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."