Local Food Movement Gifts

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Steamed vegetables."

"Is the MSG local?"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

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"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

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"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'Is it local?'

"Do you do catering?"

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

All Our Ketchup Is Locally Sauced

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

"If you eat the corn you'll be cornfed. And believe me you don't want to be cornfed."

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"