Local Food Gifts

'How local is this.'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"We want organic, we want local, and we want cruelty-free."

'Is it local?'

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

'I try to eat local, but we don't grow too much up here.'

Slaughter your own chickens - 100 yards.

"Of course it's local food. I took it from our fridge."

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

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"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

'I invest globally, but eat foods grown locally - so that gives my life balance.'

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

'All produce grown in window boxes'

Will work for locally grown food.

'Local Food for Local People.'

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

"And for dessert, some locally sourced shaved ice."

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Is the MSG local?"

"All of our plastic utensils are manufactured locally."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

See you at the farmers market!

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

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As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"