Local Food Mugs

'How local is this.'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"We want organic, we want local, and we want cruelty-free."

'Is it local?'

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

'I try to eat local, but we don't grow too much up here.'

Slaughter your own chickens - 100 yards.

"Of course it's local food. I took it from our fridge."

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

Invest in a sure thing: Your Town Farmers Market

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

'I invest globally, but eat foods grown locally - so that gives my life balance.'

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

'All produce grown in window boxes'

Will work for locally grown food.

'Local Food for Local People.'

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Everything locally grown.

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Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"And for dessert, some locally sourced shaved ice."

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Is the MSG local?"

"All of our plastic utensils are manufactured locally."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

See you at the farmers market!

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."