Local Produce Mugs

'This should increase our business.'

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"This was all stolen locally."

'All our food is locally sourced.'

Stock Market to Farmer's Market.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

100% organic pork sausages

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"Their water is all locally sourced."

"I don't know what it is, but I think you can sleep well knowing it's locally grown."

Veggies

"It's farm to tray table!"

Apples for sale

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Is the MSG local?"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"