Local Produce Gifts

'This should increase our business.'

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"This was all stolen locally."

'All our food is locally sourced.'

Stock Market to Farmer's Market.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

100% organic pork sausages

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"Their water is all locally sourced."

"I don't know what it is, but I think you can sleep well knowing it's locally grown."

Veggies

"It's farm to tray table!"

Apples for sale

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Is the MSG local?"

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Say it with Pierogies"

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

Fresh picked baseballs.

Man on Stilts in a Market