Local Sourcing Gifts

Locovores

"Wine with dinner tonight, Tom - and it's locally sourced!"

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Is the MSG local?"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Mom & Pop Grocerette

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

'This should increase our business.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

'Is it local?'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

"Do you do catering?"

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

100% organic pork sausages

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

Today's special: Roadkill stew.