Discount Divas Gifts

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

I could have danced all night!

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Disco Bunny.

Dance.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Dance.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

You make me feel like dancing!

How would Madam like to pay?

"You've got night fever."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Disco Dancing

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Prehistoric Wallpaper

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Dance Dance Dance.

Gorgeous Groovers.