Discount Divas Gifts

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

I could have danced all night!

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Dance.

Disco Bunny.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

You make me feel like dancing!

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Dance.

How would Madam like to pay?

"You've got night fever."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Disco Dancing

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Prehistoric Wallpaper

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.