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"So with 50% sale discount, plus the 30% early bird reduction, a 10% bonus for paying in full and a $100 cash back... we owe you $1.75"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

'Do you have any idea how long it took me to organize those coupons?'

"How much is the sign?"

'This is very uncommon with men, Mr. Beegley... 'Coupon Clippers Wrist'.'

"You cannot resist my universal appeal!"

'Whoo! Designer labels - saved a packet!'

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

Buy more than you need - get even more free!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

"Yup, deals get pretty good after Thanksgiving."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"There was a half price sale so I was able to buy twice as much."

"Let's push the boat out and go next door."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Giant Shoe Sale

Bargains

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'Would you order this in taupe for me? Plus I have a coupon!'

Shoppers fighting in a shop sale

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I'm off to the sales!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

How much would you take off for cash?

Gillbies' annual GIANT SALE!

"Have a nice day?"

I could have danced all night!

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"