Download Diva Gifts

'Bloody hell, this download's taking forever!!'

"I need a slower internet connection."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

I could have danced all night!

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Tossing computer into canyon.

The Modern Novel.

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Downloading Pregnancy

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Dance.

Disco Bunny.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Out.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"It seems to be right about this point that our company started going into free fall."

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Influence this."

You make me feel like dancing!