Data Diva Gifts

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Grants Office Scientific Research Section.

'Don't worry,, I checked the figures with wikopedia.'

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

Venn Diagram Of Venn Diagram Understanding.

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

'I would like to return this chart. It didn't perform up to our expectations.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'That's the one day we experimented with giving our employees guaranteed job security.'

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

"Thank heaven's my marker pen ran out."

"Boring game today."

'It's know as the KT26, but you can call it Mom, since it knows more about you than your mother does.'

Data retention?

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

Pie Chart of Attendance

"Oh, Johnny. I feel like I'm beginning to know you almost as well as Facebook does!"

Dept of statistics

"I'm from Walker's incredibly cheap polling service with a possible error of plus or minus 100%."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"I worry that our devices collect personal and sensitive information about us."

Out.

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Problem? Yes, but i think I know who can solve it.

Woman in booksotre looking at books labeled 'Highly Graphic Novels.' Covers of books show various charts, graphs, spreadsheets.

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'Well, this must be the flurry of economic reports due out today.'

'I've got blisters on my fingers from my move last weekend.'

Graph

'Wallace is making great use of his computer. He can tell you what the Bolivian tin imports will be for the next...what is it, Wallace, 67?...for the next 67 years.'

Pollsters...just nosy...