Document Diva Gifts

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Lawyer with two desk organizers: Letter of the Law and Spirit of the Law.

Bank Loans - Just Say No

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

I could have danced all night!

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Tossing computer into canyon.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Downloading Pregnancy

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Dance.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Out.

Disco Bunny.

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Dance.

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Graph

"Influence this."

You make me feel like dancing!