Desktop Diva Gifts

Tossing computer into canyon.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

I could have danced all night!

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

The Modern Novel.

Ladies

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Downloading Pregnancy

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Framed Lady

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Disco Bunny.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Dance.

Out.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Ballet dancer.

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"It seems to be right about this point that our company started going into free fall."