Device Diva Gifts

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Tossing computer into canyon.

The Modern Novel.

Downloading Pregnancy

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Out.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Influence this."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"It seems to be right about this point that our company started going into free fall."

Graph

'Damn! McGee's good!'

Artist chained to his drawing.

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

Curtains haberdashery

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"