Digital Diva Gifts

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale

Unfortunately, Dr. Smythe's conclusion went unheeded.

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

'The divorce went well, I got 60% of his facebook friends.'

"Are you ok, dear? You haven't posted a 'Look At Me' photo on Facebook all day."

The Modern Novel.

Botoxfacebook.

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

"They're Super Smart Phones, sir, they talk to each other unaided, leaving you free to get one with your life."

"It connects to the internet and sparkles like a ring...it's the iBling."

"Help! Help! My phone is dying!"

"Not getting a text every 12 seconds doesn't mean the entire internet has collapsed."

'I can read you like an e-book, Roger.'

'Of course she constantly takes pictures of herself. That's why they call it an iphone.'

'Please tell my you have a mobile phone on you. I really need to update my Facebook status.'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Now, you show me yours"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Whoa, what's this...another friend request?...but I've never heard of you, and a celebrity can't be associated with riff-raff, so...make friends with my delete button.'

Wedding Tweets

Selfie

'With this ring...'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'Mom, how did people force their 'Look At me' moments down your throat before Facebook?'

'The divorce went badly, she got 60% of my facebook friends.'

"All this computerization is making me digit-ill.

"He's so self-absorbed he follows his own Tweets."

Downloading Pregnancy

"Sorry mum, but you lost me after 'Once Upon a Time.'"

Website reads 'Customers who bought this item... also bought...'.

"Don't give me the vaccine yet, I haven't logged into my YouTube channel."

Remote work

"She's so selfie-facing."

"Missing me already."