Digital Disaster Diva Gifts

Fortunately, she backed up her files and ejected the disk, saving the data.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Influence this."

Information Tightrope.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The quarantine self cut.

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

Remote work

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

Pregnancy and Laptops

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone so I can talk and text at the same time!"

'Internet' 'Internot'