Digital Disaster Diva Prints

Fortunately, she backed up her files and ejected the disk, saving the data.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The Modern Novel.

Downloading Pregnancy

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Influence this."

Information Tightrope.

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

The quarantine self cut.

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

Remote work

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Pregnancy and Laptops

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

'Internet' 'Internot'

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone so I can talk and text at the same time!"