Digital Transformation Diva Prints

"I never heard of such a club."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

The Modern Novel.

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Influence this."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

Remote work

Paperless office.

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

Pregnancy and Laptops

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

'This closet needs digitized.'

Modern day mirror.

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone so I can talk and text at the same time!"

"Now, you show me yours"