Digital Diary Diva Prints

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Out.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Influence this."

Graph

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Line on graph goes right through floor.

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

'I would like to return this chart. It didn't perform up to our expectations.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Remote work