"Don't blame me! The computer crashed and couldn't remind me of your birthday!"
Digital Diary User Prints
Decorate their creative corner with vibrant prints inspired by the digital diary lifestyle, blending art, motivation, and personality for a workspace that sparks imagination.
'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'
"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."
Online Dating
'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'
'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'
Kissable Frogs in Your Area
Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...
'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'
"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"
"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."
'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'
"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."
Professional woman in pub
'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'
'Lost Diary'
How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.
Collected works
"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"
"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."
Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds
Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...
We met online.
"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"
'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'
'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'
Person talks on phone as other blogs.
'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''
"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."
"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"
'That must be my computer date.'
"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"
Sponge Blog
'We met online.'
Friday night was always sext night.
Digital Diary User Prints Collection
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