Digital Diary Keeper Prints

'I use Facebook to share my thoughts about my unsightly liver spots and hard stools.'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law, not to mention on my personal blog.

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'

"Dear Harry, I think your blog is a bit too interactive. Please write."

"I am a failure...nobody comments on my blog."

"I think our jobs have been made easier by the social media with so many people baring their souls..."

The casual selfie

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Professional woman in pub

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

'Lost Diary'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Pregnancy Test

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Thin and thick

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Sponge Blog

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

Snake Blogging,

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

Gigolo Diary

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

2020

"I'm doing a think piece on me."