Digital Diary Keeper Gifts

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'

"Dear Harry, I think your blog is a bit too interactive. Please write."

"I am a failure...nobody comments on my blog."

"I think our jobs have been made easier by the social media with so many people baring their souls..."

The casual selfie

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Professional woman in pub

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

'Lost Diary'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Pregnancy Test

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Thin and thick

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Sponge Blog

Gigolo Diary

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

Snake Blogging,

2020

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."