Digital Transformation Enthusiast Prints

'Good news, when we transferred your medical history to our digital system, it suddenly became legible.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Graduates on their phones

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

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"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"I prefer your early pieces."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'