Digital Transformation Diva Pillows

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"Influence this."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

Paperless office.

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."

Remote work

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Pregnancy and Laptops

"Now, you show me yours"

Modern day mirror.

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone so I can talk and text at the same time!"