Digital Dilemma Diva Pillows

'I forgot my password, but surely you RECOGNIZE me!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Downloading Pregnancy

"We don't talk anymore."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Influence this."

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

The Eternal Question

Remote work

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Pregnancy and Laptops

Modern day mirror.

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"Now, you show me yours"

'Technology hates me.'

'This closet needs digitized.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone so I can talk and text at the same time!"

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Consumer care and technologies

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'LIAR!'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.