Digital Conversation Diva Pillows

Girls in bar not speaking - ALREADY SAID IT ALL ONLINE

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

The Modern Novel.

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Woman on the phone.

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Influence this."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Modern Narcissism

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Communication

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Remote work

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

Pregnancy and Laptops

Modern day mirror.

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

Burning

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

"She can be outspoken."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

The Insiders

"Now, you show me yours"

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone so I can talk and text at the same time!"