Conference Call Diva Pillows

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Little Princess.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Kensington Fluffies

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

How would Madam like to pay?

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

Girl trying to be a woman

The Insiders

Burning

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"She can be outspoken."

Shoe Whore

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."