Debate Divas Pillows

'I don't want to talk about contraception. I'm more about misconception.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Changing Minds

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Lord George brings news of the debate

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Protest

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'