Debate Divas Gifts

'I don't want to talk about contraception. I'm more about misconception.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Changing Minds

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Lord George brings news of the debate

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Protest

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.