Diet Debate Diva Gifts

'It's fine if you tell me what's good for me, but please don't say it has "body perks."

"Is blubber a good fat or a bad fat?

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Diet considerations.'

Valleyview diet clinic

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"One slice—hold the bread."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Sugar free farm