Diet Debate Diva Mugs

'It's fine if you tell me what's good for me, but please don't say it has "body perks."

"Is blubber a good fat or a bad fat?

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Valleyview diet clinic

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'Diet considerations.'

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"One slice—hold the bread."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"